My Short Screenplays



She Swallows
Logline: A likely lad goes upstairs with a large Gothic girl at a Halloween party, but gets his comeuppance when she gives him the most horrific kiss ever seen on film.
Genre: Dark comedy, 2 pages
Status: Script available on request.


Renovation Rage
Logline: When pushed too far by the building contractor from hell, a normally self-effacing male nurse gives his tormentor a taste of his own medicine.
Genre: Dark comedy, 9 pages
Status: Available.
Click here for synopsis. Script available on request. This script was written in a padded cell, after my home was ravaged by an evil demon posing as a builder.

Defenceless
Logline: A young, black-belt karate PE teacher, hardened by her own violent childhood, goes to extreme lengths to rescue an abused pupil.
Genre: Drama, 9 pages
Status: Available
Click here for synopsis. Script available on request.

Long Ago and Far Away
Logline: Years after the event, a damaged woman finally finds closure when she cleverly takes down the last of the men who attacked her as a teenager. 
Genre: Drama, 10 pages
Status: Available.
Click here for synopsis. Script available on request.

We Shall See
Logline: A lonely young man buys a porn movie, but when he gets home he discovers the girl in the store has slipped a more meaningful film into the box.
Genre: Strange romance, 5 pages.
Status: Available.
Click here for synopsis. Script available on request.

The Waiting Room
Logline: An apprehensive young man arrives for the most important appointment of his life, but discovers his concerns are nothing compared to those of the other people in the waiting room.
Genre: Dark comedy, 8 pages
Status: Script available on request.


Crossing Paths
Logline: A lonely, middle-aged swimming pool lifeguard, alienated by multicultural London, has an eye-opening encounter with an Afghan immigrant.
Genre: Drama, 7 pages
Status: Script available on request.